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Stellarvue Introduces New SV-ELITIST-G80T Apo Telescope 
The SV-ELITIST-G80T is nicknamed the “Elite College Telescope.” This package has it all for the parents who will do anything to get their spoiled mall rats the elitist future they expect of them, regardless of their knowledge or ability.
This is NO ORDINARY refractor. Stellarvue has partnered with brands known for extreme luxury. Not only does it come in 18k gold plating with a custom fully padded/mink lined case, it also comes with things that will help them get into that college (S.A.T. test answers, astrophysics buzz word app for their I-phone and more). With this telescope they will learn that stars aren't only found on the Red Carpet.
Now most people would probably feel bad for eliminating the opportunity for someone who is actually well qualified to attend college. We agree this is bad. Getting a degree in astrophysics is hard. The women and men who have done this so far have been exceptional. They are making a real difference in the world of science. Your kid....probably will not. What can mountains of money and fame buy? Anything? ..... Sorry this one is sold. But hey...someone is knocking at your door.......could be the FBI. Maybe you need an exit strategy...
Stellarvue "DIAL-A-STREHL" Add-on kit.
Modify your Stellarvue telescope with this nifty option. The Dial-A-Strehl allows for adjustment of Strehl number and spherical error with the touch of a button.
You can now dial down your telescopes performance to match your buddies scopes, and make them feel better at the next star party.
$750 (Includes adaptation to existing focuser)
Stellarvue Moldavite Triplet Apo
Nope, not for viewing meteorites but MADE by meteorites!
Vic has struck a deal with a Bohemian mineral merchant in the Czech Republic to obtain Moldavite glass formed during a 15 million year old meteor impact. With its beguiling green hue, the moldavite objective is a sight to behold.
One only. This scope can be yours for only $52,000!
Stellarvue Sphere Series Refractors
At last! The end to Spherical Error in an entry level scope! Stellarvue has taken the simplistic approach to provide this high-quality scope for beginning astronomers. A ball shaped lens cancels out all spherical error!
Of course things look really really really weird but.....
Here's what our customers say:
"Are you nuts? I bought this telescope for twenty dollars and expected it to perform like a ten thousand dollar apo. Why doesn't it? I shoulda bought my kid that Easy Bake Oven!" $20
Pocket Phase Shifting Laser Interferometer
Do you want to test your telescope objectives? Want to test your friends telescopes? Can't afford a quarter of a million dollar set up? Well we have obtained a miniature Pocket Phase Shifting Bilateral Static Exciting Laser Interferometer with an aperture converter so you can test lenses and mirrors up to twelve inches. At last you can let your inner nerd run wild. Enter into the world of metrology and develop new techniques just as we have!
WARNING: The Pocket Phase Shifting Laser Interferometer is not a toy. Never look into the laser beam or you will go blind. Don't even think about looking at the laser beam or you may need glasses. Placing the Pocket Phase Shifting Laser Interferometer in your pocket with the laser turned on can cause serious injury, death or raise your voice by several octaves. So don't do it.
$150,000
(Special thanks to Preston Smith for always coming up with the most creative ideas)
Designer Observatory Domes
Hubert Zitt, professor at the Zweibrücken University of Applied Sciences, along with a small team, transformed the Zweibrück Observatory of the Natural Science Association dome into a giant R2-D2. In the Spirit of this innovative professor, we have decided to offer a series of Sci Fi designers domes to house your magnificent Stellarvue refractor.
CP3O Dome
In a gleaming gold color, this dome reflects heat and makes you feel like you are part of a true adventure. Just walk into his mouth (don't forget to duck) and open the slit and start observing galaxies far far away.
$100,000.00
Darth Vader Dome
Get in touch with your dark side. This dome has a narrow black slit that opens making just enough room for that 152 Apo you have been drooling over. The only downside is this dome does tend to absorb heat in the daytime.
$50,000
Firefly Dome
Observe the stars as if you are there and then travel to see them close up. Don't worry about the time it takes to get there, this ship is fast. It made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Oh wait.......
Comes with a free "Captain Hotpants" t-shirt.
One Million Dollars!
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